Spark (Preview) Just Dropped
(about 7 hours ago)
FeaturedYeah, we built a mechanic that doesn’t charge $120/hr, never sleeps, and won’t upsell you on a “flux capacitor tune-up.” Meet Spark — your new side-panel co-pilot that knows more about spark plugs than your uncle who “used to race Civics in ’98.”
What’s Actually New?
| Feature | Vibe Check |
|---|---|
| Red Sparkle Button™ | Bottom-right. Click it. Magic. |
| Side-Panel Chat | Ask while staring at your service history. No tab-switching PTSD. |
| Streaming Answers | Responses drip in like a Netflix buffer — but actually useful. |
| Saved Threads | “What was that thing about squeaky brakes again?” → instantly there. |
| Markdown Formatting | Because plain text is for cavemen. |
Stuff Spark Can Do (Without Judging You)
- “How often should I rotate tires?”
- “Check engine light + anxiety = ?”
- “Synthetic oil or am I being scammed?”
- “Can I DIY an air filter or will I explode?”
- “Why does my car smell like regret and burnt toast?”
It’ll even tell you when to ignore YouTube “mechanics” named TurboTim69.
Why Spark Isn’t Just ChatGPT Cosplaying as a Wrench
| Spark | Them |
|---|---|
| Lives inside your dashboard | Lives in a separate tab (RIP focus) |
| Remembers your car’s drama | Forgets after one message |
| Trained on real repair manuals | Trained on Reddit (50% wrong, 50% “wd-40”) |
| No data sold | Your VIN ends up in a CSV in Florida |
How to Use Spark (It’s Stupid Easy)
- Spot the red sparkle (it’s judging your mileage).
- Type: “Why is my AC blowing hot sadness?”
- Watch Spark stream wisdom in real time.
- Spam follow-ups. It remembers.
Example Convos to Flex On Your Friends
- “Brake pads at 3mm — panic or chill?”
- “Jump-starting a Prius: same as a Mustang or war crime?”
- “Best oil for a 2012 Civic that’s seen some things.”
This Is a Preview. Break Spark.
We want your chaos:
- Dumb questions encouraged
- Edge cases (yes, ask about your 1997 Geo Metro)
- Feedback → support@carvetka.com or reply here
Bug bounty: Find a hallucination, win eternal glory (and maybe a sticker).
TL;DR: Click the red button. Talk to Spark. Profit.